Super Bowl LIII is nearly upon us, and with it (hopefully) a great game between our Los Angeles Rams and the New England Patriots.
And weird prop bets.
What is a prop bet, ye who be not a degenerate gambler say? Certainly you, who has never spent a dollar on the dumbest minutiae of life that has nothing to do with the actual linear relationships of moments that matter but instead on the black matter in between that differentiates man from beast has no idea what a prop bet is. Allow me!