Move over, Sir Robin of Oxley. Here comes... Sir Matthew Stafford of Wembley? Don't scoff. It could happen. After all, he just set a new NFL passing record overseas for five touchdowns in one game. And he did it without star wide receiver Puka Nacua. And it impressed the local media so much that one reporter suggested the 37-year-old veteran be knighted for his efforts.
In the most hilarious and relatable way imaginable, the 17-year pro embraced his inner child with a response for the ages — and asked a question any reasonable person would want answered:
"Do I get a sword or something?