Los Angeles Rams QB Jared Goff has a new contract extension. The first thing I said after the Rams lost the Super Bowl was “Jared Goff needs to be paid phat stacks.” OK, actually the first thing I said was “F**K” about 32 times outside of my girlfriend’s apartment in below-freezing temperatures. But I promise the “pay Jared phatty staxz” thing was directly after that.
Sure, you could fill a giant safe with coins and dive into it like Scrooge McDuck.
But the wise man? The wise man turns that money into more money.