Having encountered thousands of college player bios over the years, I can confidently say that Cooper Kupp’s page at Eastern Washington is the one that comes closest to Stephen King’s It in terms of word count. Equally chilling are the stats.
Kupp finished his career at Eastern Washington with unprecedented totals: 428 catches for 6,464 yards and 73 touchdowns, numbers that wouldn’t be possible without either playing at a high level for all four seasons he was eligible OR forging your enrollment as “twins” and pretending you’re two players... Cooper and “Connor” Kupp... and then getting twice the amount of stats.