I've suggested on podcasts that the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame should construct a wing devoted to NBA absurdities. The NBA is the most absurd major U.S. sports league, churning out a never-ending stream of on-court bloopers, social media gaffes and melodrama. The day-to-day silliness deserves its place in Springfield, Massachusetts.
That will never happen, so we're going to start building our imaginary Absurdity Wing here. Some rules:
• Only the dumbest, funniest and most ridiculous things deserve entry. The standard for on-court bloopers should be especially high.
• We want this to be a feel-good experience for visitors.