The Lakers are toast.
No. Wait. With the appropriate amount of butter and some strawberry preserves, toast is pretty good. Top it with some peanut butter, banana, and honey for a killer snack too. Or maybe with some avocado and a poached egg for you hipsters. Yeah, toast is actually totally fine.
The Lakers are not totally fine. The Lakers are broken. Sorry to disparage you, toast.
After a 113-105 loss to the Clippers on Monday night, the Lakers playoff hopes basically evaporated. Sure, there’s still a path for them to get to the playoffs just as there is technically a path to home ownership in the Bay Area for a couple making a combined 200K a year.