Off-Day Watch 1/2: All-Star Ideas

With the NHL All-Star game fast approaching, full divisional rosters will be revealed later today — at 3:30 p.m. Pacific time on NBCSN, to be precise. Since no one on the Kings is having an actual all-star caliber season, here are some choices from the mind of yours truly as to who should represent the Kings:

A three-headed goalie tandem of Jonathan Quick, Jack Campbell, and Cal Petersen: With goaltending being the only thing keeping the Kings afloat most nights, it’s only fair to bundle the three into one whole goalie and give the entire contraption the nod. (Peter Budaj can show up with a towel and water bottle, much the same way that Campbell supported Quick during last year’s NHL Awards.)

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