If you can't beat him... sign him!
As you all surely know by now, the Dodgers made their first real free agent signing of the winter, and it's a person we all know (and probably hate). After all, no pitcher did more to deflate Dodger bats during the World Series than this guy. Reliever Joe Kelly, the man responsible for throwing six scoreless innings when it counted, is now a Dodger.
Per Ken Rosenthal on twitter:
This guy was unhittable in October. During those six scoreless World Series innings he recorded ten strikeouts, allowed just four hits and walked none.