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OOTP 21: April 7, 2020 – Cardinals 2, Dodgers 1 – Oh no, they suck again

The Dodgers’ horseshit offense continued for a second straight day, wasting an excellent start from Cy Young hopeful Walker Buehler.

Los Angeles (6-5) managed just four hits and two walks as St. Louis (6-5) came away with a 2-1 victory on Tuesday thanks to Kolten Wong’s solo homer off of Blake Treinen in the eighth.

I’m not out there for personal accomplishments,” Wong told a St. Louis news reporter (newspapers still exist in this simulation?) after the game. “I’m out there to help the team win, and that’s what we did today.