Game 12 Thread: April 7 @ Nationals, 3.45p

Dustin May (0-0, 0.00) vs. MacKenzie Gore (0-1, 2.45).

The doubtful guests Dodgers visit Washington to face Gore(y). Will Dustin May's start be another horror show (just like Sunday's disastrous debacle, starring Andy Pages)?

In the dead of winter, there's not much baseball to talk about. So we turn our gaze upon ourselves. Longtime readers of SoSG—hi Mom!—may recognize the individual styles of my esteemed colleagues, but for those who don't, here's a SoSG primer:

STEVE SAX: Saxy is prolific and thoughtful, and a bit more fond of puns and puzzles than most. He's unafraid to be critical, but he's also probably the most die-hard Dodger fan of the Sons. After all, who else would have the…