In what has become an annual rite of madness, the Dodgers have officially received news they openly cheered but quietly dreaded.
Corey Seager has been selected to compete in next week’s Home Run Derby.
Yay! Not.
Their smoothest swinger is entering an event that historically screws up swings.
Their best spray hitter is undergoing an exercise that will require him to change his habits and pull the ball.
The best young player will partake in a circus that could mess with his head.
Congratulations! Now everyone cover your eyes.