An Anonymous Poetry Submission

"FireDoc-ky" (with apologies to Lewis Carroll and "Jabberwocky")

Watch Bickford with his frilly locks

Gaze vacantly at batter's box

Ryan Madson’s meatball sails

Baez caused chewing fingernails

Beware the bullypen my son!

The pen that blows! No relief in sight!

Doc even made fans Kershaw boo

(though 2020 saved by you-know-who).

But Treinen Sweeps, and Stanton Weeps

Buetane wipes out Dugie Howser

And has thou slain the FireDoc?

Oh Frabjous Day! Sborz! Chargois!

In the dead of winter, there's not much baseball to talk about. So we turn our gaze upon ourselves. Longtime readers of SoSG—hi Mom!—may recognize the individual styles of my esteemed colleagues, but for those who don't, here's a SoSG primer:

STEVE…