Since the NFL can't help itself from making a mess out of this process, just as it screws everything else up, let's help them find convoluted and ridiculous ways to solve the Los Angeles relocation situation.
Author's Note: This is gallows humor, and not based on any actual reporting, rumors, or informed speculation. Fans in San Diego, St. Louis, Oakland, Jacksonville, Arizona or any other team mentioned in the Comments should not waste their time getting offended.
NFL Owners are going to get together next week in Houston to determine which teams get to go to Los Angeles.