San Diego Union-Tribune · Apr 22, 2018
Soft NFL would be even softer if kickoff returns got the boot
Packers kick returner Desmond Howard (81) leaves Patriots defenders behind as he runs a kickoff back 99 yards for a touchdown during third-quarter action in Super Bowl XXXI. (Rhona Wise / AFP)Sez Me …
Cowardly members of the NFL’s Blink Tank are talking about booting the kickoff. The kickoff! 86ed?
If not for the kickoff, what would T.J. Lambert have done with all that accumulated flatulence during the hilarious Super Bowl kickoff in Dan Jenkins’ remarkable “Semi-Tough?”
I guess the NFL is about to become “Not Even Semi-Tough.”
Vegan football is near. No pigskin. Nothing that had moms and dads. They’ll probably toss around a spaghetti squash.
