"Hello, Bridge? This is Ensign Stirrups calling from down here in the boiler room. Is anybody up there? It feels as if the ship is turning in a circle. Non-stop.
"Captain? Commander? Anybody there?
"Hello?"
(Turning to the rest of us...)
"Well, folks, it looks like there is nobody on the bridge anymore, and we are on our own. You know what THAT means! Let's PARTY!!!"
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