Haiku on Victor Rojas:
Background music plays.
Rojas sits quietly, yet
The hot mic doth burn.
h/t Reddit
Limerick on Odrisamer Despaigne and the first inning:
Who was only here ‘cuz we had no one else to play.
He threw one to Paul,
Gone went the ball!
And now OD will probably be an Angels’ divorcee.
2-0 Diamondbacks.
3-0 ‘Zona, ‘tis no fun.
O, how brightly David Fletcher shines in the sky,
His enthusiasm, zest for the game, fun to watch.