Wilfried Zaha: one-man transfer rumour, football gossip column stalwart, Crystal Palace player for... potentially not much longer.
The 'will-he-won't-he' saga has seemingly rumbled on for longer than questions over Ross and Rachel on Friends, 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' by the Clash the soundtrack to each of his summers. But this year is different.
His contract expires in summer 2023, meaning if he fails to pen a new deal, he will be a free agent, and clubs outside England can approach to sign him for nothing from January - now less than two months away.