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Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, a legend in my own time, a legend in my own mind, and the World’s Freshest Man, Raiderdamus the Great and Powerful. It’s nice to come to you all fresh off a Raiders victory, although whether or not the Raiders are better off for winning that game is a matter of some controversy.