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Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the cream in your Friday morning coffee, your favorite writer’s favorite writer, the physical personification of wit and charm, the most entertaining person on the entire Internet, and the Bo Jackson of semi-professional football-related insult comedy, Raiderdamus the Great and Powerful.
I come to you today resplendent, triumphant, ecstatic off a correctly predicted victory over the putrid, unwashed, maladjusted bunch of chickenhead scallawags known as the Denver Broncos.