Raiderdamus’ Friday Foretelling: Raiders vs. Chiefs

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Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the man whose ancestors smile at him, the man who has wares if you have coin, and the man who is innocent of these crimes, Raiderdamus the Great and Powerful. I come to you today fresh off another correct prediction of a Raiders loss, a feat which at this point is as easy as wiping the drool from the chin of a Broncos fan.

But this is another week, and we are facing our old arch-nemesis, the Chiefs. We inexplicably have…