Once again, the Great Beyond takes it upon himself to roast the state of Ohio. Find out what fate will befall the Raiders as they visit the cesspit known as Cleveland on Sunday.
Greetings, Raider fans! It is I, RaiderDamus, the man with the plan, the fan of all fans, the tower of power too sweet to be sour. Last week the Great Beyond predicted another miserable loss for our beloved Raiders, but Oakland shocked the world and actually defeated the Ravens at home. The Raiders and Coach Jack Del Taco were able to make some killer halftime adjustments and Derek Carr led a fantastic game-winning two minute drill. It was a beautiful sight to behold. I do not mind the Big Guy in the Sky being wrong…
