Greetings, Raider Nation! After a barn-burner of a game between the Eagles and Browns last night in which the Indians beat the Phillies 5-0, we have plenty of games on the docket tonight.
The Raiders hosting the Packers who are too scurred to start their good players (meaning A.A. Ron Rodgers because he’s their only good player) on the Raiders’ dirt infield is tonight’s main event, but that game will get its own thread. We will use this thread for every game except that one.
Up first this afternoon is a battle between the Broncos, who are disappointing by virtue of having a defense which hasn’t shown up this preseason and an offense which never existed, and the Indigenous Persons who are disappointing by virtue of being the Indigenous Persons and pimping out their own cheerleaders.