Times have changed since the Sheriff (thank you for your service) blessed the internet with “Being A Louisville Man” — one of the funniest things ever written, going all the way back to the invention of the English language.
But since the day “Being A Louisville Man” took the world by storm in October of 2015, our friends at Louisville have really cleaned up their acts. They’ve pressure-washed the mountains of sex fluids off the floors, walls and ceilings of their basketball facilities; they’ve gotten rid of all the thieves, crooks and conmen that once held offices in the athletic department; and all the sudden, the fan base seems to have found a moral compass, like one magically fell out of the sky and landed on their beaks this past Saturday.