All of you peasants with regular jobs and regular UK football tickets, you can’t have alcohol at Kentucky football games. Sorry, but there are families in the stands and we can’t have you messing up the whole game day experience with your party tricks. You should’ve donated more to the K Fund.
But you in the blue sweater with Ferragomos on at a college football game, can I get you another Tito’s and soda?
This is what I heard when Mitch Barnhart explained UK’s reasoning for providing alcohol in premium areas of Kroger Field, but not throughout the entire stadium, which the Southeastern Conference now allows.