Deep down in the sweaty, un-wiped asshole of America — known as Starkville, Mississippi on your road maps and atlases — you’ll find Mississippi State University, proudly considered the 14th best university in the Southeastern Conference.
Founded in 1878 as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of the State of Mississippi, today Mississippi State University is best known for producing Dak Prescott, the current starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys; and for the prominent smell of cow manure steaming from the bottoms of boots, the mud-flaps of trucks, and on the used condoms around campus.
More fun Mississippi State University and Starkville facts:
— The Center for the World University Rankings ranks Mississippi State No.