Karl Towns wants to win an NBA title so bad, he told Grantland he would tattoo the Louisville Cardinal on his forehead for the trophy. (And then laser it off once he became champion.) That’s one of the many bizarre questions he faced in the “Tough Calls” game show.
Towns was also asked: “Drink James Harden’s beard sweat or eat LeBron’s fingernails?” and “star in Step Brothers alongside Willie Cauley-Stein or The Godfather with Coach Cal and Worldwide Wes?”
And in the most Karl Towns answer ever, when asked if he had to pick Andrew or Aaron Harrison to escape Jurassic World with him, he said he couldn’t pick one, the three of them would stay and die together.