Hipster Barbie’s Friday Morning Wakeup

I live in a neighborhood that’s been infiltrated by hipsters. Because of my zip code and affinity for craft beer and the occasional “artisan” item, some people like to accuse me of being a hipster, but I can assure you, I’m not. (I like sports and shop at J.Crew, which disqualifies me.) Yet, I’m surrounded by hipsters, their PBR, their facial hair, their ridiculous actual hair, and carefully crafted personas. Thankfully, they’re harmless and incredibly amusing.

For all of these reasons, you can probably understand why I find the “Socality Barbie” (aka Hipster Barbie) Instagram feed hilarious. If you haven’t seen it yet, it mocks all the hipster Instagram pictures you’re tired of seeing. Here…