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BBNFL: Cowboys lose despite big play from Bossman Fat

Cowboys fans of all flavors (legit, front-runner, and bandwagon) rejoiced when Kelvin “Bossman Fat” Joseph stripped the ball away from the 49ers’ punt returner early in the second half to give the Cowboys an excellent opportunity to score, down just three points.

Unfortunately for Jerry Jones’ squad, Dak Prescott and crew could only muster a field goal out of this prime field position. The Cowboys would go on to further demonstrate their offensive ineptitude with a series of bizarre play calls in their comeback effort, capped by a perplexing eight-yard throw when they needed 76.