***This post is satire. All quotes were fabricated in the author's dull imagination.***
NCAA president Mark Emmert announced today that the NCAA has terminated Kansas State’s athletic department.
“As a result of events yesterday in Lawrence, Kansas, we will no longer permit K-State to participate in intercollegiate athletics,” Emmert said.
KU won its first Big 12 conference football game since November 8th, 2014, on Saturday in an overtime victory over 5-6 Texas. Afterward, the near-sellout crowd of almost 5,000 fans occupied the field and tore down a goalpost.
“This is dangerous activity, but it’s been modeled for them.