I’m going to paraphrase Robert Shaw’s character Quint from the 1975 classic Jaws for my Baylor excerpt this week... *ahem*
“Y’know the thing about THE BAYLOR MEN’S BASKETBALL TEAM, they’ve got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When they comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until they bite ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the COURT turns red, and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they.