Merry Christmas (and Happy Holidays) ya filthy animals:
Twas the night before RCTmas, and all through the blog
Not a creature was stirring, because of the Phog.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
And also a 2020 national championship banner up there.
And with Bill Self in his kerchief and me on this wretched app,
I had just sat down for a lengthy Twitter scrap.
When out in the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I ran away from my laptop to see what was the matter.