Ranking the Big 12 College Towns

Photo by: Michael Siluk/UCG/Universal Images Group via Getty ImagesThere are many ways to rank college towns. You can do nightlife, community involvement, activities and other descriptors. But I think that is all nonsense. There is only one true measure of a city and is how long the line is at Taco Bell. See, I live in a county with over 100,000 people and currently we have 1 Taco Bell. This means that anytime you are jonesing for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, you have to wait in line for a half hour or more.

So that got me thinking. There needs to be a way to judge towns based on their Taco Bell Population Density or TBPD for short. This being a Kansas Jayhawk blog, we might as well see which…