Pull up the name ‘Blaine Boyer’ on the MLB Video website, and you’ll find multiple videos from this season of the Kansas City Royals’ ginger reliever getting key outs in important situations. MLB Video would like you to believe that he’s just another baseball player doin’ his job and gettin’ outs.
The actual evaluation of Boyer is, in fact, the opposite, like when you bite into a soft chocolate chip cookie only to find out that the chocolate chips are actually guinea pig testicles.
‘Woah,’ you probably just thought, ‘I thought that was going to be ‘raisins!