On the night of Monday, December 31, 2018, I scheduled a piece I had lovingly crafted due to reader interest about the Kansas City Royals potentially signing Troy Tulowitzki for publish the morning of Thursday, January 3, 2019. It was scheduled for a time when the new year had just begun, and was so new that many Americans hadn’t yet received even a chance to blow through their resolution by consuming that delicious chocolate cake, smoking that cigar, or thinking a bad thought about that stupid coworker who cooked fish in the microwave yet again, causing the office to marinade in the musk of death.
The Yankees scuttled my piece on Tulo and I hate them forever
