The Royals as Star Wars characters

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Here are your Kansas City Royals as Star Wars characters.

Alex Gordon - Luke Skywalker

Alex was just a farm boy from Nebraska seeking adventure. He used to bullseye womprats with his cannon arm back home! He began his career…