Remember, remember the 1st week of October

So, Kansas City Royals fans……..Johnny Cueto! Johnny!!! Cueto!!! JOHNNY CUETO!!!

JOHNNY F’ING CUETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and you’ve heard of Ben Zobrist, too, right?

You heard all the talk about the Royals the past few weeks…… Starting pitching would hold them back from locking the division away, would make them vulnerable against good lineups in the postseason. Who is the starter in Game 1 of a playoff series? Who is it in an elimination game? Who starts against the OTHER team’s #1 starter? Eddie Volquez? You knew about his implosion for Pittsburgh in last year’s NL Wild Card game against…..wait for it…… the San Francisco Giants led by…….oh Christ YOU KNOW WHO!!!!!!!! (Madison…