Pirates pillage Royals, 5-0

Liover Peguero #60 of the Pittsburgh Pirates throws over Drew Waters #6 of the Kansas City Royals to first base to complete a double play in the fifth inning at Kauffman Stadium on August 28, 2023 in Kansas City, Missouri.I’ll be honest with you guys: I didn’t watch a minute of this game. Kansas City lost 15 of 20 before tonight, and after tonight’s loss to the Pittsburgh Pirates that stretch extends to 16 of 21. I spent tonight writing a rather salty article that you’ll read tomorrow morning.

Zack Greinke, in likely one of the last few starts of his career, was not particularly sharp. He loaded the bases in the second inning and only got out with one run allowed because of a double play. He…