It’s Christmas season, baby. The most wonderful time of the year. I’ve already gone through my Christmas music playlist 75 times and I will continue to do so until Valentine’s Day. Yeah, I’m that dude and I’m not apologizing for anything.
As a kid, I sculpted my Christmas wish list all year long. There were multiple drafts of it every year strategizing the order of priority with what was realistic to Santa’s capabilities (Santa doesn’t make CD players; he’s not THAT technologically advanced, he’s like hundreds of years old). I also wanted to maintain credibility as a kid that didn’t ask for the moon.