Alex Gordon and Mike Moustakas being injured chasing the same foul ball last week is as devastating as Rex Hudler and Brad Fanning straining their vocal chords screaming for the same cab. Just writing about it reopened an old hangnail injury from my pitching days. I think I may have pulled something. No, that was pork, never mind.
How can Moose season be over? I don’t even have my license yet.
And shouldn’t it be Mike “Mad Cow” Moustakas?