All of your major national holidays come with their own set of shared traditions. Easter has its eggs and chocolate, Christmas has presents and in-laws, Hanukkah has eight days of one present per day that is practical and was bought at a good price, the 4th of July has your uncle vomiting into a kiddie pool filled with ice and Pabst Blue RIbbon, Valentine's Day has pizza delivery and a nascent feeling that you will be alone forever.
But what are the tenets of Cueto Day? How should we celebrate this new holiday? I have spent the better part of the last fifteen minutes figuring it out for you:
- The proper greeting is Happy Cueto Day.