So I just finished watching Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Am I way behind the times? Absolutely. But, ya know, at least I’m not as far behind as Dayton Moore and the Royals seem to be. Speed and defense was over three decades ago, guys! Also...it helps to actually have elite speed and defense. What this team has is mediocre speed and defense handicapped by an inability to get on base.
Anyway. There’s a lot of great stuff in that movie. I mean, I hate that version of Kingpin. He’s supposed to be a normal human.