The Royals, and by extension we, have achieved the off-season.
They managed to check off two of the three things on their final checklist as Zack Greinke pitched - and pitched pretty well, all things considered! They also won the game, which means they only tied the franchise record for losses in a single season at 106. Unfortunately, Bobby Witt Jr. could not get his 50th steal as he reached on a single in the third but was picked off and the only other time he reached base was when he tripled in the bottom of the fifth and declined to attempt to steal home before scoring on a sacrifice fly by Salvador Perez.