In the offseason, I got so desperate for new ideas that I made myself a game that I will continue this offseason: I made a random search in Getty Images and wrote about the player in the first result. Hey, it’s as good of a process as any. Nate Eaton popped up and I wrote about him. Unfortunately, the most you can say about Eaton this year is that he pitched one stellar inning out of the bullpen.
So today, I searched “pirate royal” in Getty and un-selected the “Getty Sports” filter. I got what you now see here in the featured image.