Friday Notes - February 7, 2020

Rick Osentoski-USA TODAY Sports Aug 9, 2019; Detroit, MI, USA; Kansas City Royals starting pitcher Brad Keller (56) pitches in the first inning against the Detroit Tigers at Comerica Park. Mandatory Credit: Rick OsentoskiHey, we did a parade again. I didn’t go, but I did watch it on television and it looked fun, but also pretty cold. My couch was incredibly comfortable and the heat was at a perfect 69° to make my viewing experience as enjoyable as possible. It obviously brought back memories of another parade a few years ago that was also really fun (and I did go to that). It was a nicer day and I think while many of the fans overlap, it’s a slightly different atmosphere for football vs. baseball. Anyway, I saw a lot of comments that we should do this again in November, and I’m sorry to say that Mayor Lucas will likely not have to worry about how to clean the streets nine months from now. If this is breaking news to you, well, welcome back from your sojourn from wherever it is that you didn’t have access to literally any information and thank you for making Friday Notes your first stop back in the world of the informed. I’ll do my best to not disappoint.

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