According to the popcorn experts at Orville Redenbacher, the perfect bag of popcorn takes two to four minutes to pop. Mini bags, Redenbacher cautions, take shorter times to pop.
But some bags of popcorn, specifically those shaped in the mold of a 6’3” linebacker, can take up to three years to fully pop.
The Jaguars have been waiting for the moment former first-round pick K’Lavon Chaisson has his popping moment.
Chaisson’s three seasons in teal have been largely forgettable, but in the eyes of defensive line coach Brentson Buckner, Chaisson is finally nearing his full time in the microwave.