Hello, Readers!
Okay, so, remember last week when we had beaten the Houston Texans in their house with their discombobulated (when was the last time you saw that word in an online article?) quarterback situation? Ten sacks and everyone was all “WHAT!! JACKSONVILLE IS SOOOOOOOBACK!!” and “Sacksonville!”?
And then Sunday happened. You know, when we slipped and fell on our faces, losing to the Tennessee “I Don’t Like Your Team” Titans? And not close, like 17-16, but 37-16 instead? AT HOME!
So now we are left to spend the rest of next week staring at our belly buttons and wondering what happened and where the rest of our now-forfeit season is headed.