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The WRNL Hotbox: KING KEMPT

Hello and welcome back to the SECOND CONSECUTIVE Hotbox! Man, I never thought I would make it to two in a row after what DicFitz and his goons did to me. There was a place in the back of my mind where I never truly believed I was free. I continued to think I would wake up in the middle of the night with several bloggers in ill-fitting hoodies and sweatpants ready to bash me with their iPads. But the bloggers never came! In hindsight, I should have known a bunch of NERDZ would never have come and physically encountered The Box, a strong manly football guy.