Let me start off by saying, it feels DAMN GOOD to be wanted. As previously noted, the disgraced overthrown Dictator Fitz had issued a state sponsored press release about yours truly working for the MAN. The reality is that he and his cronies were actively silencing me from spewing the hottest of takes and truths for the masses. What a meany!
Then I caught wind that Dictator Fitz was giving up control of his regime so he could go conquer bigger and better Cyclone things with more #CLICKS. GOOD RIDDANCE, I SAY! But here’s where the good feels come in.