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The Weekly Troll: Reasons to Hate UNI

Welcome back to the Troll, y'all. It's been awhile, and we here at WRNL have been itching to hate some folks. And I say we because, one our resident Hate Masters wanted in on the fun. We welcome elder WRNL statesman ClonesJer, who wanted to take a swing at hating on some Purple Hoks. With the combined hate comes a different style of Troll than you might be used to. This week, we are going to lay out the top reasons to hate the UNI Panthers. God, I'm pissed already.

This first one will remind you of all the times you considered suicide.