If you somehow weren't aware, Iowa State plays Virginia in the Sweet Sixteen tomorrow. And if you also aren't aware of what the Troll does, I'm going to need you to sit down, relax, and learn to hate all things University of Virginia. This segment is usually referred to as the Weekly Troll, but this is obviously a special occasion. The Troll had almost a full week to hastily research all things UVa on Wikipedia. I fully trust that source.
Enjoy the hate, y'all.
State: The Commonwealth of Virginia
First off, Commonwealth?